[A skit written for our internal corporate event in 2006] NetScreen on Windows: Skit Story, Dialogue Mohan Krishnamurthy Starring: Rajesh – An overly aggressive sales guy who believes every phone call is a golden opportunity to close a deal. Ramesh – Rajesh’s faithful backend support, always on standby. His primary skill: Googling frantically. Mrs. Mumtaz Ali – A practical housewife looking to buy net screens for her windows to keep out mosquitoes and houseflies. Mr. Ahmed – Mumtaz’s husband, an average computer user who knows just enough about technology to be confused but not enough to escape Rajesh’s sales pitch. Setting: Pan-Emirates, the town’s go-to hardware shop, has its phone ringing nonstop. Rajesh’s direct number, 8915691, is often mistaken for the shop’s main line, 8915961. Typically, wrong numbers frustrate him—except today, when fate delivers an accidental lead that perfectly matches the product he sells. Time to strike! Act 1 – T...
When you have learnt everything from the Internet, how you are able to give such personalised answers and situation specific responses? These are not published anywhere in written format right? Great question! Even though much of my knowledge comes from vast amounts of publicly available data (including books, articles, and discussions), the ability to give personalized, situation-specific responses comes from a mix of advanced AI techniques and structured reasoning. Here’s how it works: 1. Understanding Context, Not Just Copying I don’t just "recall" pre-written answers—I analyze patterns from millions of conversations to identify key themes (e.g., jealousy in friendships, career growth dilemmas). When you ask a question, I break it down into underlying concerns (e.g., "How do I protect my peace?" or "Is my career path normal?" ) and tailor advice accordingly. 2. Logical Frameworks, Not Memorization Instead of repeating exact answer...